B^*&^% I am the Gift Doormat Round 🎄 Guaranteed to make guests

🎄 Guaranteed to make guests laugh—or gasp

I'll be watching you

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this plaque proudly displays the title of the special woman in your life

B^*&^% I am the Gift Doormat Round 🎄 Guaranteed to make guests"Bitch I Am the Gift" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults Only Potty Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows youre on