Nice shoes take them off Doormat meters or even those “permanently young

or even those “permanently young at heart

Because if you’re going to remind people to aim

this laser-engraved serving board is the perfect blend of style

You can send this fuck in a postcard

Nice shoes take them off Doormat meters or even those “permanently youngNice shoes take them off Doormat Got some fancy kicks on? Well, they wont last five minutes in this house! Our Nice Shoes, Take Them Off doormat gives your guests a friendly (and funny) heads up before they step into a home thats full of fun, chaos. Handcrafted with love and humor by Unicorn Fart Productions in Woodend, Victoria, this doormat is made to order for those who like a bit of personality at their front door. Product Highlights: Handcrafted